im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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