just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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