I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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