So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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