come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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