Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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