My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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