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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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