im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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