Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry electro_nick hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(302): View more from Delaware

I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.

Fav 62 6516 1401
share tweet
(678): View more from Georgia

Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.

Fav 26 7546 1164
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(401): View more from Rhode Island

it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.

Fav 16 5609 1612
share tweet
(603): View more from New Hampshire

I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.

Fav 9 4058 1733
share tweet
(270): View more from Kentucky

Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.

Fav 22 3124 1204
share tweet
(251): View more from Alabama

I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.

Fav 6 1539 807
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(920): View more from Wisconsin

He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?

(262): View more from Wisconsin

I can't wait to tell mom.

Fav 2 697 862
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(716): View more from New York

I'm like, not good at living.

Fav 0 66 23
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(203): View more from Connecticut

The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".

Fav 0 15 102
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT