At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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