You really coming over, don't trick.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I am puke
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
