So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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