If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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