Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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