I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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