wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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