sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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