Please, let me fuck your mom
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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