glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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