Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
do herpes really smell.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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