I want to have your abortion
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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