Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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