Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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