I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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