I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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