Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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