yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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