kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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