i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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