You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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