She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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