so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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