I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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