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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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