Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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