Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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