Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Boobs are out for the taking
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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