Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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