so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
