How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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