"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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