You just made me feel so damn special
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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