Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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