I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
God, I missed his penis.
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