We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Holy shit dude........stairs
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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