I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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