OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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