I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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