i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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