You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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