no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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