So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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