Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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