Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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