Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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