I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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