he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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