Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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