I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
